Here's a collection of subpages for when you're feeling outrage-y. Browse at your own risk.
Meet the prophets of specificity, here to tell you exactly how you're living your life wrong.
1. You're using the wrong font on your website. It's Arial. Change it to something more aesthetically pleasing, like Comic Sans.
2. Your social media profile picture is too bland. It needs more filter. More likes! More follows!
3. Your outfit today is an affront to fashion. Change to something more avant-garde, like a neon green jumpsuit with neon pink polka dots.
4. You're not using enough all-caps letters. It's a sign of weakness. Get with the times, grandpa!
5. You're not following enough influencers. You need to stay current, or risk being a relic of the past.
Follow the prophets for more outrage!